Dying some stuff a delightful lime green

Dying some stuff a delightful lime green

quakesand:

“Drawn by one of our fifth graders. Only 10 years old and already knows what she’s looking for.”

quakesand:

“Drawn by one of our fifth graders. Only 10 years old and already knows what she’s looking for.”

(Source: barrymaurices)

Mating Season

    Shopkeepers pulled down their storefront gates and slammed the locks down hard. A young mother swooped up her tot like a crane and flew inside the apartment complex. It was coming and everyone could sense it, as the temperature seemed to grow higher and higher. Mr. and Mrs. McFerney, already with a family of twelve, put up an iron door between them. Soon the streets would be flooded with men and women attracted to one another like magnets. If you didn’t want a baby, you shouldn’t be outside anyway. It was mating season for humans.

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I’d like to marry all of my close friends

and live in a big house together by an angry sea

story of my life

story of my life

not sure how culturally relevant this is anymore, but…

not sure how culturally relevant this is anymore, but…

Anonymous asked: hurp?

durp. hey abbie.

a comic i drew based upon a conversation between 2 of my doods.
dialogue has not been changed.
sorry john ritter.

a comic i drew based upon a conversation between 2 of my doods.

dialogue has not been changed.

sorry john ritter.

a lil sumthin i drew

a lil sumthin i drew